Strain Guide · Grown by us
Zkittlez
Genetics Grape Ape × Grapefruit
Grape candy on the nose, weight through the body.
- Myrcene 0.45%
- Caryophyllene 0.41%
- Limonene 0.30%
- Linalool 0.22%
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Zkittlez
Couth Farms · Indoor
25.36%
Total THC
29.00%
Total Cannabinoids
1.88%
Total Terpenes
Lab-tested by Cristoclear Analytics · COA #8653 · numbers vary batch to batch.
From our grow
Notes from the room it grew in.
Zkittlez ran quiet and steady in the room, small dense colas that held a deep purple blush right through harvest. The Grape Ape side shows up in that color, the Grapefruit side shows up in the smell, sweet grape candy with a citrus edge underneath it. We gave it a full three-week cure before it left the room. Trimmed by hand, slow, so the frost stayed where it grew.
Terpenes · 1.88% total
What you're smelling.
Terpenes are the aroma oils in cannabis, and they steer how a strain feels as much as how it smells. Zkittlez runs on myrcene. Here is the full lineup, in plain English.
Myrcene
0.45%Dominant · Ripe mango & earthy musk
The same oil found in ripe mango and hops, earthy and a little musky under the grape candy smell. It is the terpene most linked to deep, heavy-body relaxation, and it is also thought to help other cannabinoids cross into the bloodstream faster, part of why this strain lands quick.
Caryophyllene
0.41%Black pepper & clove
The same compound that makes black pepper bite in the back of your throat. Your body responds to it a little like a cannabinoid, and it tends to round off sharp edges without adding grogginess.
Limonene
0.30%Grapefruit rind & citrus zest
This is the grapefruit side of the lineage showing up directly, a sharp citrus zest that keeps the sweetness from turning cloying. In this small a dose it lifts the mood without pulling against the heavier myrcene effect.
Linalool
0.22%Lavender & soft floral
The same oil that gives lavender its calming reputation, floral and faintly sweet under the fruit. It is associated with easing a racing mind, which fits a strain built for winding down.
Effects, honestly
How it lands.
Zkittlez leans indica from the first few minutes. There is a light lift up front, grape candy sweetness on the exhale, but it does not stay light for long. Myrcene brings the weight in early, faster than most profiles, and by the fifteen-minute mark most people feel it in the shoulders and legs more than the head.
At 25.36% THC this is strong flower. It suits the evening more than the afternoon, a couch, a show queued up, dinner already handled. If your tolerance is low, start with a small amount and wait before adding more. It runs long and it runs heavy.
The Grower's Read
What we'd tell a friend.
Scored 0 to 5 by the people who grew it.
Head
A short, easy lift that fades fast as the body takes over.
Body
The whole point. Heavy, complete, and built for sitting still.
Pace
Quick to arrive. Myrcene does not make you wait around for it.
Appetite
Snacks disappear fast. Plan for it before you light up.
From the counter
People ask for this one by name once they've had it, usually for the smell alone. I tell them the same thing every time. Eat first, clear your evening, and don't judge it in the first ten minutes. Give it the half hour. Once it lands, it stays landed.
Come try Zkittlez.
Order ahead and we'll have it bagged before you're through the door. Or come in and let the counter walk you through it.