Strain Guide · Grown by us
Pistacho
Genetics Exotic indoor cut
Earthy and green on the nose, with pine close behind it.
- Myrcene 0.68%
- Alpha-Pinene 0.59%
- Caryophyllene 0.49%
- Humulene 0.23%
Harvests rotate, so not every strain is in the case every day. For current inventory, check the menu or visit the store.
Pistacho
Couth Farms · Indoor
24.62%
Total THC
30.24%
Total Cannabinoids
2.42%
Total Terpenes
Lab-tested by Cristoclear Analytics · COA #7381 · numbers vary batch to batch.
From our grow
Notes from the room it grew in.
Pistacho held its structure the whole way through, sturdy stems and colas that filled in without stretching or falling over. It finished on the later side, so we let it hang longer than most of what we grow to bring the resin all the way up. Crack a jar and mango and turned earth show first, with a clean pine note rising underneath once it warms in your hand. We hand-trimmed it slow and gave it a full cure before it went in the case.
Terpenes · 2.42% total
What you're smelling.
Terpenes are the aroma oils in cannabis, and they steer how a strain feels as much as how it smells. Pistacho runs on myrcene, with pinene close behind. Here is the full lineup, in plain English.
Myrcene
0.68%Dominant · Ripe mango & earth
The terpene most linked to cannabis's classic heavy, relaxed feel, and usually the first thing you notice in a fresh jar. It carries mango and turned soil more than anything floral or sharp.
Alpha-Pinene
0.59%Fresh pine
Less common on this shelf than myrcene or caryophyllene, and the one tied to mental clarity and alertness. It smells like a stand of pine trees, sharp and clean.
Caryophyllene
0.49%Cracked pepper & spice
The only terpene known to act directly on the body's CB2 receptors, part of why it turns up in so many body-forward strains. Here it adds a peppery bite under the sweeter top notes.
Humulene
0.23%Dried hops & herb
An earthy, woody terpene also found in hops and sage. It sits quietly under the rest of the profile and keeps the finish from going one-note.
Effects, honestly
How it lands.
Pistacho leads with myrcene, so the base feeling is calm and a little heavy, the terpene most linked to settling into a couch. The alpha-pinene works against that, adding a small lift in focus that keeps the high from turning into a fog.
Most people land in the middle, relaxed in the body, still able to hold a conversation. At 24.62% THC this is not a light flower, and the effect builds over the first twenty minutes rather than all at once. If your tolerance is low, start with less than you think you need and wait before deciding on more. This is a plain read on how the plant tends to land, not medical advice.
The Grower's Read
What we'd tell a friend.
Scored 0 to 5 by the people who grew it.
Head
Clear enough to hold a conversation, not sharp.
Body
A moderate settle in the shoulders, not a pin.
Pace
Builds over the first twenty minutes, not instant.
Appetite
A mild nudge, easy to miss if you're not paying attention.
From the counter
This is the one I hand to people who want balance over a knockout. The pine keeps you present while the myrcene does its slow work underneath. Take a normal amount and give it twenty minutes before deciding on more.
Come try Pistacho.
Order ahead through the menu, or come in and let the counter walk you through it in person.