Strain Guide · Grown by us
Pineapple Express
Genetics Trainwreck × Hawaiian
The loudest jar on the shelf.
- Limonene 0.93%
- Ocimene 0.61%
- Linalool 0.48%
- Caryophyllene 0.45%
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Pineapple Express
Couth Farms · Indoor
27.22%
Total THC
31.91%
Total Cannabinoids
3.11%
Total Terpenes
Lab-tested by Cristoclear Analytics · COA #8932 · numbers vary batch to batch.
New to reading these numbers? Flower 101 explains the label, and our terpene guide covers the aroma compounds below.
From our grow
Notes from the room it grew in.
Pineapple Express came back from the lab at 3.11% total terpenes, the highest number of anything we've grown, and you don't need the paperwork to notice. Crack the jar and the pineapple hits before the lid is all the way off, sharp citrus over something sweeter underneath. Trainwreck is the sativa parent doing most of that work, the same lineage behind the peppery edge that shows up on the exhale. We gave it the same full cure and hand trim as every strain we carry. This one just came back louder.
Terpenes · 3.11% total
What you're smelling.
Terpenes are the aroma oils in cannabis, and they steer how a strain feels as much as how it smells. Pineapple Express runs on limonene, at nearly double the next terpene in line. Here is the full lineup, in plain English.
Limonene
0.93%Dominant · Citrus peel & pineapple
The same oil that makes a lemon peel spray when you bend it, and the single highest terpene reading on our whole menu. It reads as bright and mood-lifting, which is most of why this one earns its reputation.
Ocimene
0.61%Sweet herbs & woody citrus
A terpene most strains only carry in trace amounts. Here it backs up the limonene with a sweeter, more herbal edge instead of letting the citrus go sharp.
Linalool
0.48%Lavender & light floral
The same oil that gives lavender its scent, here rounding out the sharper citrus notes with something softer underneath.
Caryophyllene
0.45%Cracked pepper & warm spice
The odd one out, because your body treats it a bit like a cannabinoid. It's the peppery edge on the exhale, underneath all that pineapple.
Effects, honestly
How it lands.
Limonene leads at 0.93%, the highest single-terpene reading on our menu, and it shows immediately. The lift is bright and clear-headed, closer to the classic sativa reputation than most flower that carries the label. Ocimene backs it up with a sweeter, more floral edge that keeps the citrus from turning sharp.
At 27.22% THC this holds its own against anything indica we carry. It just spends the energy differently. Expect focus over sedation, useful for getting through a task list or an afternoon outside. The head effect arrives fast, so pace yourself if you're not used to sativas this strong.
The Grower's Read
What we'd tell a friend.
Scored 0 to 5 by the people who grew it.
Head
The main event. Bright and clear, built for staying productive.
Body
Present but light. You'll feel loose, not weighed down.
Pace
Fast. You'll feel the first wave inside a few minutes.
Appetite
A mild bump, easy to miss.
Come try Pineapple Express.
Order ahead and it's bagged by the time you park. Or walk in and let the counter make the case in person.